A selection of quotes and gags from various classic (and maybe not-so-classic) sitcoms. (Quotes and series added sporadically.)

Update 4th September 2026: Red Dwarf quotes page added. You'd have to be a smeghead to miss out on these.

(Obligatory content warning: The sitcoms listed here are old, and thus reflect the attitudes of the times they were made and/or set in. Therefore, the featured quotes may contain words, phrases or jokes that some people may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised. You have been warned!)

	Blackadder
	Keeping Up Appearances
	Red Dwarf
	Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

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